標題: [問卦] 英文面試的第一句話?

作者: code5566 (OO保溫杯)

看板: Gossiping 【八卦】貼總統蛋蛋圖會被水桶喔

時間: 2016-04-22 08:54:56

文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1461286498.A.490.html

小魯等等好像要跟一個阿豆仔主管面試
有沒有第一句要怎麼問好的掛?
之前有人教我講
Good morning my boss!
我覺得不錯但是太浮誇了
有沒有要怎麼問好的八卦?
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